May 2013
thenerdfighterkid:
slydig:
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
April 2013
How to braid your hair:
serialkillerfetish:
Wet hair
Comb through
Separate at the part
Draw a pentagram on the floor
Perform blood sacrifice
Offer up your soul to the devil
Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
Summon Satan
Ask Satan to braid your hair
you guys will never learn how to do things on your own if you summon Satan for every simple task. I think he babies you too much, to be honest.
a picture of me
sepia-skinnedsiren:
on someone’s wall in someone’s wallet or in someone’s heart, i can only wonder.
imgoingtomymindpalacenow:
babyferaligator:
without nipples boobs would just be buttcheeks that dont poop
That moment when you fall in love with your boyfriend
